50+ Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

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50+ Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

1. Rules are made to be broken.

2. Marriage means silent suicide.

3. I am single and ready to mingle.

4. you are bad then I am your dad.

5. They say good things take time… that’s why I’m always late.

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6. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

7. I am not lazy, I am just in my energy saving mode.

8. Please god if you can’t make me slim. make my friends fat.

9. 3 mistakes of everyone’s life: Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp.

10. Everyone says life is short, but who took the measurements?

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11. You are 100% unique and special – just like everyone else I know.

12. Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

13. I am not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.

14. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

15. I change my password to “incorrect” so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say ” your password is incorrect “.

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16. I love my Haters, they make me Famous.

17. Life is like an ice cream Enjoy it before it melts.

18. I have lost a lot of things in life, but the one thing I miss the most in my mind.

19. Dear math, please grow up & solve your own problems. i’m tried of solving them for you.

20. If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.

21. Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.